Fri. Jul 25, 2014. 9:55 PMvia / original977 notes

ossborn:

Me and my mom made a TFIOS birthday cake. The birthday girl died of happiness. 

Fri. Jul 25, 2014. 9:54 PMvia / original398,366 notes

psychotic-peace:

reverendjohnnymidnite:

lillylouwho:

trigger-incoming:

This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.

Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever. 

Always.

I am so glad I found this. I hate calling hotlines. this is perfect, everyone must know.

Fri. Jul 25, 2014. 8:53 PMvia / original6,945 notes
hijerking:

oops

hijerking:

oops

Fri. Jul 25, 2014. 8:53 PMvia / original43,342 notes

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

Fri. Jul 25, 2014. 8:53 PMvia / original116,614 notes
militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

Fri. Jul 25, 2014. 8:46 PMvia / original25,235 notes

thrandilf:

snapchats from agent maria hill

Fri. Jul 25, 2014. 8:45 PMvia / original50,692 notes
sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

Fri. Jul 25, 2014. 8:45 PMvia / original1,321 notes
Fri. Jul 25, 2014. 8:45 PMvia / original227,753 notes

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

Fri. Jul 25, 2014. 8:30 PMvia / original420 notes

bombing:

the first thing you get to see when you enter heaven is a jar full of all the dead skin cells you’ve inhaled

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