Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever.
I am so glad I found this. I hate calling hotlines. this is perfect, everyone must know.
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
you know what constantly blew my mind as a child
in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror
how does the camera not show up in the mirror
actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out
the first thing you get to see when you enter heaven is a jar full of all the dead skin cells you’ve inhaled